Cumpiss

When you just nutted, so you can't piss well. You have to do hard abdominal force to just piss a little.......very tiring

**nuts**
Pepe: Damn, I should have taken a piss before now I have CUMPISS and my dick boutta explode

by slimyjimmy April 9, 2019

Cumpadre

Friends with benefits.

They not in a relationship, they just cumpadres.

by Menso Menso June 20, 2021

cumprobing

wen a man forces a womens mouth open 2 swallow his cum

"open you mouth NOW"
"no i dont swallow"
"you do now"
"stop cumprobing me"

by nickbob October 25, 2005

cumpiled

A compilation of men ejaculating on their sexual partner.

Last night I stayed up late and cumpiled a video of all my best facial videos.

by Roger Daltrey February 1, 2008

Cumptits

A fine mist of jizz on the bosoms before breakfast!

I gave her a case of cumptits this morning!

by daixso January 16, 2011

Cumpop

Similar to an icepop but made of frozen cum.

Blimey mum its baking in the garden.. Can I have a cumpop to cool down......??

by Henry V111 September 21, 2009

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015