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Crunchle

The sound that is made when someone crunches a bag, or other substance, it making a loud crinkling sound. Typically, it happens when one squeezes a plastic/aluminum bag of chips.
The man who was sitting in the quiet classroom was eating chips, the crunchle from the bag distracting the other students.
by Lockages August 1, 2019
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Cruncher

Ugly wench, people who you'd rather break into a million pieces than touch.
She's a cruncher.
She's crunchers her.
by Jonno69420 February 26, 2022
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ball cruncher

The term when someone is punched so hard an audible crunch is heard
Wyatt pushed Easton's buttons, as payback he gave him a ball cruncher
by Cockyrooster1135 November 30, 2015
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crayon crunchers

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.
I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!
by Irish Boi October 20, 2017
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ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.
by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003
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crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.
by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009
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crunchiesmagruff

usually a male who must be extremely hairy and have an unusually tan left pinky
His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
mermaid-that crunchiesmagruff bit me last night and i liked it
by crunchies on yo April 28, 2009
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