A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
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Girl who you can always find out and about on a Tuesday night in northern New Jersey. Goes by the nick name "kcruise". Also some times known as cooter, or cootscoot. She loves tacos.
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Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".
As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.
It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.
As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.
It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.
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to crive someone is to like sdmeone so much that it becomes more than a crush, but you're unsure if its love. Or that maybe you're not sure what love is
to crive someone is to like sdmeone so much that it becomes more than a crush, but you're unsure if its love. Or that maybe you're not sure what love is
I crive for you.
Do you Crive me?
You've been my friend for a while now, i think i'm starting to crive you.
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You've been my friend for a while now, i think i'm starting to crive you.
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