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Toyota Lard Cruiser

A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
Check out that 40 year old big fat fatty driving in her Toyota Lard Cruiser!
by PMax May 9, 2008
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tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.
by J-Smoove May 27, 2006
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katie cruise

Girl who you can always find out and about on a Tuesday night in northern New Jersey. Goes by the nick name "kcruise". Also some times known as cooter, or cootscoot. She loves tacos.
"Is Katie Cruise drinking tonight?"
"Is that even a question?"
by sammlove April 13, 2010
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loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle
I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!
by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003
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Penis Trolling Cruiser

A Car/Van type contraption built by Chrysler also known as a PT Cruiser.
Homosexual 1: ooohhhhhhhh look at that riiiiddeee
Homosexual 2: mmmmmmmm ooohhhhh
Homosexual 1: It's a Penis Trolling Cruiser!!
Homosexual 2: Beeep beeep beeeep I'll backup to that
by BlahFooBeeeyatch September 22, 2007
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Tom Cruise

A combination of vacation and convention at sea aboard a luxury oceanliner where all of the on-board tourists are either Scientologists, closet homosexuals, or adoring fans of the actor with the same name.
Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".

As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.

It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.
by Buzz Writeyear January 26, 2008
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Crive

lovecrushlike

to crive someone is to like sdmeone so much that it becomes more than a crush, but you're unsure if its love. Or that maybe you're not sure what love is
I crive for you.
Do you Crive me?
You've been my friend for a while now, i think i'm starting to crive you.
by Camille [and Brooke] October 23, 2007
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