crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out

He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear

by A Southall May 23, 2018

Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

Crusty no new shirt havin ass

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.

Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.

by NiggaT87 August 2, 2019

Crusty Hoo-pie

A nasty-ass Ho's nasty-ass

"Bitch, Don't nobody want a slice of your Crusty Hoo-pie smelling like death n' shit"

by IdntgivaFOX January 16, 2020

Crusty

A rigid, mean, grouchy, bitchy, pissy additude.

Micah is being crusty because I tricked him again

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020

Crustyemu

2 best friends that have such an amazing close bond, with them two it’s double trouble gotta love these two

Crustyemu is so kool 😛

by Sup boaxhhh December 22, 2020