Croissant

When a fat girl gets flaky on you. Because Croissants are squishy and flaky, like fat girls.

That Big Bitch show up to the concert? Nah, man she went all croissant me.

by Snow Storm T April 1, 2009

Pulling a Crossman

1. When you restate anything that was said between 5 seconds to 3 minute.
2. When you continually try to get somebodys attention even though they are either not there or you forget what you were going to say
3. You stop talking in mid sentence to fondle your elbow
4. Scream really loud while aggrooing everything you find

Guy 1: Hey we're going to go get something to eat.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds good
(30 Seconds later)

Guy 3: Hey we should go get something to eat
Guy 1 and 2: Stopt Pulling a Crossman.

by Cpt Saddlebags October 8, 2009

Crossing

A bar in Chicago, Illinois that is home to fights, druggies, the jobless, and the occasional stripper due to its infamous dollar 16 oz beers.

Is that a girl fight? Take that stuff to the Crossing!

by Tai2391 March 5, 2017

Crossing the line

When one decides it not fun being a good girl all the time, and gives in to sexual temptation. You can still convince yourself it's ok, if you dont cross all lines.

Yeah, I gave in after six years of being a good girl and went for it. Does that make me a bad person?

by donkey September 30, 2003

Crossings Christian School

Crossings is a school for the self-righteous assholes to send their kids to bring them “closer to god”, but in reality the kids just build a mob mentality to vilify any kid that they see as “different”. The kids there receive a minimal education that one could have at public school and they become prejudiced against anyone that isn’t in a middle class white family that goes to church every sunday. The teachers preach homophobic and racist bias to instill a “godly” mindset. In reality, Crossings people are from families that aren’t wealthy enough to go to Casady or Heritage so they try to make up for lack of wealth by pretending to be religious. Crossings is full of assholes that don’t know anything about religion, but they are taught to be biased against every minority in society. Fuck Crossings

Crossings is a cult of prejudiced cuntbags that act self-righteous to make up for their lack of financial success.
That kid driving a shitty pickup truck wearing fake Gucci slides must go to Crossings Christian School

by Beeph69 May 20, 2019

Croissant

1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.

Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.

by swet April 2, 2015

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015