Cooking up some pussy

When you are on call of duty multiplayer and you are dominating your opponents

Ryan’s on a 8 kill streak, he’s cooking up some pussy.

by Lemonpapimuffin June 25, 2021

Corking

During a gay 69 “also called an eleven”, the guy on the top is corking the guy on bottom’s mouth.

“The property brothers, season 3, episode 2, displayed a new granite countertop in the kitchen and subsequently proceeded to allow Drew to start corking a splayed Johnathon.

“He yelled, there ain’t no give in this granite”’

by Notthepropbros June 11, 2022

Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭 "미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정 놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전

Lee felixs iconic lines which make most people in the straykids fandom go crazy (Me personally. I bark and scream.) … Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭
"미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion
Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정
놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전

“ Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭 "미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정 놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전 is such a good stray kids song isnt it!? i have that SONG on repeat!”

by zeeniio September 14, 2022

University cooking

All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.

«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».

«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»

by Jean-Frederic March 3, 2008

Dane-Cooking

The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.

Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT

Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.

by RYANNOSAURUSREX August 6, 2010

Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008