creepy mccreepster

a derogeratory term for a teenage boy who likes to creep on girls, for example by knowing their bra size or referring to inappropriate parts of a female body in a creepy manner.

girl 1- ew he wont stop talking about an 'uberhole'

girl 2- ew! he's such a creepy mccreepster!

creepy mccreepster by gaydecock4lyf June 26, 2010

creepy cooter 

a idiot

creepy cooter is a idiot

creepy cooter by creepy cooter April 28, 2017

Creepy crawlies 

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair

Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.

Creepy crawlies by Chad was here November 28, 2017

Creepy Connie 

A person who is very bold and unreserved in their interactions to the point of making others uncomfortable.

Person A: "He walked up to me at the bar and just started touch my hair."
Person B: "Ew! He's such a creepy Connie!"

Creepy Connie by Brandon172250 April 11, 2017

creepy uncle 

when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.

Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.

creepy uncle by swettfrommyball June 18, 2009

Creepy Johnson 

A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.

Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!

Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!

Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."

Creepy Johnson by Jacqui D November 8, 2006

creepy man upstairs

Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.

Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!

creepy man upstairs by Plushplush February 12, 2010