Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Crisp DC

Mar- Diet Coke
V- Vanilla Diet Coke
Susan- Diet Coke w/ lemon
Amy- Cherry Coke
Kae- Sprite Remixx

The Crisp DC used 2 do everything 2gether....

by JA January 25, 2004

crisp

A slang-term for the psychedelic research chemical "4-Hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine" (4-HO-MET), popularized in the Netherlands.

"What's going on with Bob?"
"The crisp got him trippin' balls."

by AcidCapone July 15, 2020

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022