Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Cocktazed

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.

I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.

by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

cocktail recipe

A perfect formula for disaster and chaos. Used in reference to any idea or concept that has one or several flaws in it, making its realization a future failure.

Karen's idea for an start up, even though it's good willed, it's such a cocktail recipe

by corvalanlara October 31, 2019

Cockthrapper

A pejorative term used as an insult, mainly towards a male member of society.

Have you met that new gardener? He is a right cockthrapper!

by Robbo's Mate July 2, 2021

Emotov cocktail

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.

Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?

by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008

prawn cocktail brigade

where fat people go to sporting events not to see the event but for the food

are you part of the prawn cocktail brigade?

by ospreys November 28, 2011

Prawn Cocktail

Various PRAWNS in a hot tub or similar liquid body. To describe multiple guys or gals that have an attractive body, but a face that only a mother could love aka FUGLY

Oh gosh, look at that prawn cocktail over there. Let us fetch the paper bags post haste!

by boberto January 11, 2015