ookie cookie

step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie

see also circle jerk

Hey frat brothers, lets play ookie cookie to bond!

by Getz December 23, 2003

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

water-cookie

An ice cube, usually just to snack on or used to chew after the beverage is gone.

Ice chips

It was a hot day outside, so after I fished my coke I just ate the rest of my water-cookies.

by such a bro October 29, 2012

Cookie box

Referring to a womans genetalia.

"He pounded my cookie box so hard last night! It almost broke!"

by Charles P. Wifflebottom December 7, 2006

Sex cookies

When money isn't an appropriate payment, Sex or cookies can be offered, and if the favor is large enough, then sex followed by cookies can be offered.

Samantha, i can't accept money for fixing your iPod
"How about sex cookies?"
That can work

by 7thcolumn February 23, 2011

Obama Cookie

An Oreo. Called an Obama Cookie do to it's originality being half black and half white, just like Obama.

Fat Dude: "Man, hand me that pack of Obama cookies."
Fat Dude's Buttbuddy: *hands fatman his Obama cookies* "Would you like some of my special milk with that?"

by Gzus Kryst April 11, 2009

cockist

One who plays the cock like a flute. Generally referring to someone who is homosexual.

Micheal is such a cockist.

by Zach McKinnis April 30, 2006