by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017
Get the a confused penis mug.When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
by THOBRO August 19, 2013
Get the Glazed and Confused mug.Related Words
confugled
• confuzled
• confusled
• confufled
• Confudled
• confuggled
• confukled
• Confungled
• Confagled
• confudgled
Some weird girl walked up to me and started flirting then walks away, so I was confabled.
Steve and Sarah love each other and love the word confabled.
Steve and Sarah love each other and love the word confabled.
by Hydroshock January 31, 2007
Get the confabled mug.by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009
Get the Confucked mug.1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.
Example 2:
Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
Example 2:
Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
Get the Confangled mug.1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.
by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003
Get the Confusedbysoul mug.by jon December 14, 2004
Get the confuddled mug.