acid coach

A person who helps(ed) you on an acid trip. This person would usually have prior experience using LSD, and would be there to guide the individual through their journey to the center of their mind by way of the introduction of music and transcendental meditation. It is not necessary for the Acid Coach to be taking acid at the same time as the trainee.

Alec's Acid Coach totally screwed up. When Al started coming on to the acid, he was left to go through it alone his first time. He started watching some violent TV show and had a real bad trip. That dude was a total downer.

When I took acid for the first time, Kevin took me on a long drive in the mountains, listening to some Ravi Shankar. I totally connected with the Universe, man! Kevin makes a great Acid Coach!

by firecarp September 5, 2011

getting cochelled

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.

Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ June 4, 2023

playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 9, 2016

chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.

After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.

by beny boy November 8, 2008

cinchy

Delightfully easy.

Wayne cringed in fear when after telling the tailor, Mr Roberto, that he was unsure of his inseam measurement, Mr Roberto, grinning mischieviously said, "Cinchy, I'll just kneel down and measure it myself...shouldn't take but a few minutes."

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

coach zero

Possibly one of the worst head football coaches in the history of the SEC. A fool who can sink a football program faster than anyone else humanly possible. Better know as Ed Orgeron, current coach of the Ole Miss Rebels who has basically ran off every quality player and many fans. Love child offspring of Rob K. and Petey B.

coach zero don't know shit about FOOTBAW

by wsky77 November 19, 2007

Coach Pluta

Coach Pluta is another word for "badass" or "Jesus". He is usually very respected and can run at up to 60 miles per hour. He holds the record for holding the most records in Guiness World Records Book and due to popular belief, he can move objects with his mind. To summarize, he's an all around beast.

Coach Pluta can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Coach Pluta never sleeps, he's dormant like a volcano.

by CoachPlutaisatnk December 16, 2011