tuesday is coming

Did you bring your coat?

From "Rejected Cartoons" by Don Hertzfeldt.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017

True colors coming out

Someone coming out as homosexual. The colors coming out indicates the pride flag.

It’s nice to see Malik’s true colors coming out.

by JokesterIQ3076666 October 18, 2020

thanks for coming out

1. This is said to someone or a group of people that loses a game and or an activity.
2. When someone has no clue of what they are talking about.
3. When someone achieves an epic fail.

The team lost 0 to 50 tell them I said "thanks for coming out".

by Joeyjofly💃 March 3, 2016

You'll never see it coming

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

by PieIsASymbolOfPie December 22, 2018

its coming home

England winning the world cup

Why did the chicken turnaround instead of crossing the road because its coming home

by Syco sean July 6, 2018

they are coming

A state of mind only obtainable through understanding the fact that they are coming

Observer: I don't understand...
Eileen: That is because... They are coming...
Observer: I understand!

by BossHoss January 11, 2009