cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.

"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."

by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015

snack coma

A state of sudden drowsiness following a meal or snack,

After school I had a grilled cheese Sammich and then I slipped off into a snack coma.

by Rakis May 3, 2016

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.

Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.

by thebumpasspodcast September 13, 2016

Jeep Comanche

When you build a shopping cart for going off road.

Jeep Comanche -Bro my Comanche is the best because I drove through 2" of water aired down to 2lbs at 30mph my first try!

by Build a real Jeep August 21, 2020

Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

by Kent Bigcannon October 25, 2019

coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.

Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.

by Trappstar11 May 18, 2016

Coma Fogle

A sick and twisted old man from Ansonia, Connecticut that is a narcissist and preys on young vulnerable women.

Oh look! There goes Coma Fogle with his next victim to use and abuse, I'm sure he will beat on her too like he did with other women after doing a line of coke in his dusty room in a drug infested house.

by Coma Fogle August 27, 2023