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Revision Coma

You've reached exam time and you definitely should have been revising up to this point so you arrive at the inevitable result of having to force yourself into a deep state of learnings. The coma is usually brought on by a deep sense of fear and usually occurs after a fortnight of procrastination.
Man, I didn't revise at all over the last two weeks off, now I've slipped into a revision coma

*On exam day* I only started revising last night, I didn't sleep at all even though I was in a revision coma
by asb3stos May 18, 2010
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snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma
A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.
by WIFE OF KEITH JOHN February 3, 2010
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love coma

Post-coital state of euphoria in which individuals are unresponsive to external stimuli.
“Will and Maddie are in a love coma and cannot he reached right now.” -mom
by Hexels November 29, 2019
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reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 14, 2014
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Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018
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scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.
Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.
by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011
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