by Ac4217 January 08, 2018
by Heepel January 28, 2016
A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.
by Madison kids are bomb January 03, 2020
by coltonhudsonisatrap May 30, 2018
Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.
by big money man February 07, 2022
The guy who's very caring and artistic, yet Intelligent and has a thick wall that is difficult to get past - once you do however, he treats you like you're important and he sees through all the superficial bullshit to the inner you and celebrates that 'you'.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
"I'm such a moron, I screwed up and now Colton has moved on without me.
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
by IshouldhaveSHUTUP May 23, 2022
the hottest, sweetest, most amazing and perfect guy you will ever come across :)) but hes not interested in you :)
colton is bae
by sloppytoppy101 May 21, 2021