Jacobo (Colombian)

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.

Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
wtf is you talking about

by Jacobo (broke) April 29, 2022

Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.

Hey baby, you wanna do the Colombian Shuffle?

by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024

Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.

Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”

by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

Colombian JUJU

Having sex in the leap frog or prone position while both partners consume cocaine that was smuggled in a coconut. The last line of coke shall be poured on her back. Approaching climax, the man snorts the last line of cocaine and then cums in the coconut shell. Add rum into the coconut shell so both partners can enjoy a Colombian juju on the rocks.

Kevin: Trey, what was that drink you gave me last night? It was delicious.

Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.

by colombianjux2 February 9, 2022