Colombian Death Trap

When you’re at a Colombian party or club and you end up dancing with someone you don’t know or care to know, unfortunately you can’t stop dancing with this person until the song is done and the songs range from 6 to 15 minutes

Man that party was so awkward, I got sucked into a Colombian Death Trap and I almost couldn’t get out!

by Yeet McDouglas December 9, 2017

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.

Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.

by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024

Colombian Sucker

When two fully erect men form a "69" position and snort cocaine off of each others penises.

Yo bro, me and John had a craaazzy Colombian sucker session last night, you should try it.

by P-rizzy November 2, 2023

colombian powderkeg

n. - The act of placing a candle next to your partner's ass, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the ass.

Boy: Hey Suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg?
Suzie: What's that?
Boy: You'll have a hot ass after I'm done 😏

by The Vladiator May 5, 2017

The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.

Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”

by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025