Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
by thickage March 7, 2007
Get the Collasturbation mug.The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011
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A person who spreads fear across russian mobsters and Chinese triads because of his particular set of skills(booty).
Dude did you see the Collinflower at Dairy Queen? He had everybody on their knees when he showed them his booty slapping skills.
by That Guy 995 May 9, 2014
Get the collinflower mug.If you find a Collin, he’s a keeper. When you stare in his eyes, you’ll get lost. You should ask him for a map though because that’ll be handy. He’s genuine and very kind. Can be shy, but other than that he’s just an amazing person from in and out. He’s just everything you would dream in a guy <3
“Dang. Collins hair is to die for. It looks so silky and smooth. I can’t wait until I run my fingers through it..”
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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The name of a man where just the mention of his name will make the normal mortal throw up pure gold. His presence can even arouse the most majestic beasts because of his blonde flowing mane. He is a man of men and when you see him you get that feeling like when you witness a mouse giving birth to a rainbow. Some women only dream of him because looking at him can cause blindness or reproductive system pain. ;)
Girl: Yesterday I saw a dove carrying a buffalo...while flying...while receiving anal...it was...
Dude: What did it feel like?
Girl: It felt like looking at a Collin...
Dude: What did it feel like?
Girl: It felt like looking at a Collin...
by manicuffs14 December 27, 2010
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