by Sksks June 17, 2019
A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.
He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.
by JTinAB April 16, 2009
Lead vocalist for The Decemberists. Known for his distinct voice, incredible stage presence, and intricate lyrics, which utilize a ridiculously expansive vocabulary.
Graduated with a degree in creative writing, before going into music with Tarkio, then his current band, The Decemberists.
Graduated with a degree in creative writing, before going into music with Tarkio, then his current band, The Decemberists.
by quirkily January 22, 2006
THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.
Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....
Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....
by ehm no how dare u January 07, 2021
by lilcj69 September 04, 2018
arguably one of the best improv performers. Hes able to create something totally dull and transform it into something hilarious. Hes brought countless laughs to thousands of people for over 20 years Famous for his work on the British and American Versions of Whose Line is it Anyway?
by rsafg September 16, 2005
After a frivolous night on the princess juice ( red wine ) , a build up of arid grape paste will present itself apon the drinkers lips . This is akin to a mild bruising , slight inflammation or extreme chapping of the lips. The special powers unlocked by this lip ailment include : increased sexual appetite , essential necessity for sexual degradation , almost complete numbing of the pain receptors and a complete loss of all social graces.
booze hound : "oi bar keep give me a red of glass wine " ?
bar keep : " no chance sir, u have Colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking "
bar keep : " no chance sir, u have Colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking "
by dinnnnnner December 23, 2014