cockroachification

The act of being turned into a cockroach.

Tom: Dude. I need to slip under this door. Any ideas?
Steve: Cockroachification might work.

by Ananylmoose September 3, 2011

Cockrocket

When you get erect so fast that your schlong goes right through your pants.

I've got a bad case of a cockrocket!

by ititititits April 12, 2015

Cockroachin

The female act of hands free masturbation that is more art than repetitive skill. Usually performed in a bath with ones hands in the air or holding oneself in place, their legs strategically placed skyward, and the water from the tap gently massaging the clitoris. Sometimes one can place themselves in a shower with a removable head with massager to achieve the same goal. Ultimately though it looks like some one just stood on a roach and in its dying throws it spasms it's legs in the air.

Be back down in an hour. I've just got to wash my hair and go Cockroaching.

by Flibblesquad November 22, 2015

Cockroach

small devils that live in your house that like to torture you. The offspring of Satan.roach

Wow Hannah is such a roach(cockroach)!

by MOISTCREVICES August 6, 2017

Cockroach

A cock roach is when a man roles his penis into a marijuana joint making it a Cockroach

Hey girl wanna try a Cockroach tonight

by Waz an imternet October 31, 2017

Cockromise

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, but she doesn't, so she gives you a blowjob or handjob instead.

Like compromise, but involving sex.

Hun, since you don't want to have sex tonight, can we agree to cockromise?

by The Cockmeister November 20, 2017

Cockroach

A bug that has no purpose but to barge into your room like a SWAT team

Hey do you see that huge cockroach over there?

Yeah i see it, let me grab my gun.

by bigboichris February 5, 2018