Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.
by Phil (my name really is Phil) July 16, 2006
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A real life super hero. If you can beat her at PT you have sold yourself to the devil. Yes... The devil.. Usually comes in a small compact frame and kicks you in the ribs when youre laying on the ground.
That guy just Molly Collinsed and did the incredible.
MSGT Bruce could never pull off a Molly Collins
MSGT Bruce could never pull off a Molly Collins
by Friends are for fun! February 3, 2010
Get the Molly Collins mug.A highly irritating 'musician' Once with the hooror of Genesis and later all manner of hell in a solo career.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Hey, would you like to listen to 'No jacket required' by Phil collins?
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
by mr_Rodan October 29, 2006
Get the phil collins mug.One of those people that's always at the party even though no one actually likes or invited them. Someone that people are nice to in person but talk shit about after they leave.
guy 1: shit hes coming this way.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
by urbabysdaddy January 4, 2008
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by AKACroatalin September 29, 2020
Get the Gemma Collins mug.A small, angry, British performer who merely acts out songs developed in a studio by a group of producers. Occasionally, Collins will pay his agents to spread news about charity donations and civic contributions...none of which were dealt with willingly or directly by Collins. The only motive for which is the ensurance of continuation of record sales and passable public image to dilute the reality of his unabashedly self-centered, ill-willed, simply perverse ways, not to mention his utter lack of musical ability.
Do you listen to Phil Collins?
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
by sacko October 18, 2007
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