solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.

Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!

by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010

raking over the coals

When you fart and it stinks like pure shit because the gas passes over the turd.

You may want to roll down the window because I really have to poop and I am raking over the coals.

by Reffud June 24, 2014

go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

Coal

A guy who’s smirk makes you feel hot inside. He is super attractive and funny, but always finds the wrong people cute. He is very stupid but very sweet and annoying, he also has a big dick

Ugh, this guy I’m talking to is such a coal!

by It’sMikennahey November 29, 2019

Coal Schaefer

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

by your mega homo April 5, 2019

coal

A group of friend's associating money for get some drugs or dopes from dealer.(also we can say coalition)

X:Yo dude I feel so bad , we gotta chill.
Y:aight!let's call "Z" and we can find a way.
Z:Let's COAL guys, I got 25 dollars so what you got?

by YungHiccup January 7, 2018