Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

chumpslap

Combination of a bitch and pimp slap.

That kind of slap you give when your hoe is acting like a bitch. A Chumpslap can also be used to describe the most violent way to slap a Chump.

by azabala August 7, 2006

clumpflump

i dunno why don't you define it

oh clumpflump

by frufru May 26, 2004

Clump Paddy

A stupid person, who is always fuckn up

what a clump paddy
Mr.lahey is a clump paddy

by JsHarP December 15, 2004

clumpies

(plural of clumpy )when a girl is on her period a clump of blood ( the lining of the uterus) comes out, usually in a clump, hence the naming clumpy, or clumpies.

Jeeze, I hate it when I get clumpies on my pad and they get squished...

by Tanya-Tay July 21, 2008

clump

To fill cover or fill with jizz.

i got crazy after that porno and clumped my car.

i totally clumped her face both ways.

she got clumped from the neck down.

i cant believe i clumped the entire fish tank

by Kirkdog and Jizzmaster May 22, 2010

Clumpkin

Getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.

Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.

by Quazmodiar August 4, 2009