clitshower

A group of naked girls

That party was a total clitshower, Fucking lesbians.

by CrotchZombie May 31, 2009

clitutoris

A person who instructs another about the location, stimulation, care for and general wonderment of the female clitoris.

He attempted to tongue-punch my fart box, so I became his clitutoris and showed him how to make me cum. Then I came all over his face and chest because I am a good clitutoris.

by LeeKeeHo January 2, 2011

Clitsome

1. a term of encouragement, used by a group of guys to encourage their friend to go hit on the girl across the bar.

2. The female version of handsome.

1. "Yeah man, go clit-some!"
2. "She's more than cute, she's clitsome"

by potatoesoriley December 15, 2011

Clitskrieg

I massive invasion of European female love parts.

I'll tell you what, man. That trip to Europe after graduation turned into a clitskrieg real fast!

by Fist Dixon May 5, 2018

coitus injurious

An accidental injury caused by having sex.

No, my girlfriend didn't hit me, my black eye is from coitus injurious.

by KP Rex December 23, 2019

Clilussions

(A combination of the words climate and illusion): all the non scientific illusions and fantasies related to the serious topic 😳 of climate change.

I don't want a climate change infodemic and I'm sick and tired of your clilussions.

by Sexydimma September 2, 2021

post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.

Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*

by tommystips December 17, 2019