Chodely

Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails

Me: Hey Chodely

Chodely: Ur an ass

by Gstringsnagger December 8, 2010

chodemuncher

1. Someone who munches on short fat penises
2. Someone who annoys you

1. I know I my penis is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? She was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. I can't date a chodemuncher.
2. He talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.

by Jacob Pham May 11, 2006

Chode Stir

The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.

(At a party)

Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.

Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink

Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver

Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Chongling Chode

(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.

Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.

Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life

Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!

Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.

Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.

by chongler69 September 16, 2009

Chode Bload

Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.

After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"

You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?

When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.

by Echo21 October 21, 2008

Chode Soup

A sweet soup made of sweat that has come off of the area between your rectum and your nutsack.

Waiter, there is a hair in my chode soup!

by Sethypoo June 4, 2005

chode

when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.

My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!

by andrew strong November 10, 2008