Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017

choad chaser

A woman or man who prefers girth over length when referencing a penis

That girl there, her name must be Hannah, is a choad chaser .

by owl fountain May 25, 2016

choad catcher

choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away

I saw the choad catcher yesterday

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

choad nectar

Jays cum

Dude did u see Jay shoot out his choad nectar

by Russian easy bake September 9, 2020

Choad Woodle

A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.

Person 1: Hey are you gay?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.

Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.

by ApersonA October 24, 2020

Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads

Mr. Duffy is such a choad blower

by Big dam February 28, 2024