chewing a toffee

To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.

Can you cover me mate, I'm chewing a toffee.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

chew wag

a slang word for chewing gum.

'oi mate you got a spare chew wag?'
'

by j-pill November 2, 2010

charleston chewing

An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.

Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!

by Tom Emansky March 29, 2011

Charleston Chew

The worst possible word one could possibly utter during a mixed martial arts event...period.

Chris: "This fight is boring."
Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."
Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)

by eldorath April 14, 2007

Charleston Chew

A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.

"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"

"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"

by teamspetsnaz March 4, 2009

Chew Town

Massachusets for short.

Yo man, I no'nt be's from UCONN we from chew town dawgg!

by stompiee April 3, 2009

Chew Cruisin

The act of pinching a dip of snoose and driving around aimlessly for as long as the buzz you get from the tabacco wears off.

What you doin after school?
Headin to Clarks Station for some apple skoal then goin chew cruisin til the cans gone.
I like your state of mind.

by the_Johns December 2, 2009