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made in chelsea

A crap reality television shows that airs on E4 in the United Kingdom on monday night and is centered around a bunch of young upper-class twits who've never worked a day in their lives.
Jeremy: As part of our new Labour policy we shall either abolish Made in Chelsea or put them against a wall and well you know the rest.
by MidlandsJim November 20, 2016
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chelsea

sex; hot engaging relationship; intimate love; too much love can also result in affairs and private business; hot facial expression; also used as the common word fuck
I Chelsea (d) it up...
took another chelstep.
Ima chels that fuckkkkerrr.
he is one hell of a chelsser
Chels me, baby?
We will Chels for life<3
by looove May 14, 2008
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Chelsea FC

Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"

Away section at Chelsea FC
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
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Chellene

Racist Czechoslovakian Word for Eastern European Women.
Commonly used amongst poor and socially unaccepted Czech's
That woman is being a total Chellene, I might go slap the shit out of her.
by Assheat August 30, 2007
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Chelsea FC

wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.
Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless
by GCZ May 7, 2005
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Chelsea fc

An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.

Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.

They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.
With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.
by Danny09 August 27, 2006
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Chelsey

Chelsey is undeniably the most beautiful woman in exsistance. Her stories about life will keep you captivated and hanging onto the edge of your seat for hours at a time. Her smile, laugh and long from lowing blonde hair and blue eyes are perfectly designed by God himself. Her unmatched generosity and humility truly defines the woman God intended her to be, she in His sight, is undoubtedly perfect in every way. Chelsey is a natural leader, loved amongst all, bold, direct and loves others with the truest passion available. Her qualities and characteristics are thought to be completely angelic and nothing stands in between her and her happiness and goals in life.
Chelsey always lights up a room.
by Optimisticdrake April 19, 2018
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