chard

a burnt chode

dude I was setting fire to my farts yesterday and I got a nasty chard. luckily I had the aloe vera on call

by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Chardonday

Wet fart in your pants as a last resort to avoid responsibility.

Cheers to the day you got your way and there's nothing they can say .

Feeling like ferris bueller told the boss i shit myself he went silent and I get Chardonday. It's an H.r. nightmare

I was not ready for the exam Friday so I told my mom the white lie my stomach was really bubbling I couldn't go to class I already chalked up my undies. That's enough for chardonday

by Drew4aces March 6, 2019

Chardyn

A name originating from a wine Chardonnay created to be unique for a name

Wow chardyn over their is playing games

by Wine country boi June 9, 2019

Chard

This term entered popular usage in the early 2019s. It means anyone who is fucking useless but is good wank material.

Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.

My husband take me to the London Chard tonight to celebrate. Is my birthday.

by Robiatch July 20, 2019

Chardog

THIS MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND anyone with the nickname chardog dicks atleast 10 beers everytime he goes out and outsmokes anyone who smokes wit him he also has a large cock

Pussy: chardog I bet I could out drink you any day dawg
Chardog: nah bitch
4 hours later
Pussy: damn chardog u were right ur way better and have a far larger cock than me

by Yardogyuh234 December 2, 2019

chardie

a very skerry girl who fancies reece

chardie means sketty girl

by ima saucy beast December 10, 2019

chardannay

Chardannay is normally tall, smart, good singing voice and over all a good person.she doesn’t care about anything, anyone says she just caries on walking

Hey who’s that cutie

Oh that’s Chardannay

by Jack. Hi chard :) October 20, 2019