Chaps my ass

When something/someone extremly annoys you; aggrovates; consistant blunder that affects you from another sorce

Bob kept fucking up the project at work - he really chaps my ass!!

by Xayveor August 26, 2007

chin chapped

when someone has an ashy chin. Also used when someones chin skin is dry, flakey, and/or peeling.

"Yo that nigga got somethin white on his chin"
"Damn! That nigga chin chapped!"

by marleybay September 20, 2009

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

midget chap-sack

A sack full of midgets in sequin suits and ass-less chaps; mainly used as a weapon

I'm about to pull a midget chap-sack out on that asshole if he don't stop!

DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MIDGET CHAP-SACK!

by Wicked Muppet Ryda July 31, 2011

Chaps My Leathers

1) A phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing.

2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps

1) "You wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!"

OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!

2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!

by Everything Will Be Deefine February 27, 2011

magnolian chap squad

The American name for the band called BECK in the anime BECK.

yeah.....there really isn't a way to give an example cuz it's the name of a band. ---- magnolian chap squad.

by Hiten December 7, 2006

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003