1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007

celisa

feisty independent intelligent strong-an inate sense of self and purpose...

very celisa how celisathats so celisa

by boadecia February 3, 2010

Dirt Cellar

That delightful little spot that's just pure heaven on earth, the bunghole, asshole, mud button or for that traditionalists, the anus.

Dawn loved some occasional ass play with her boyfriend. She loves offering up her Dirt Cellar for a little oral and penetrative play.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2015

cell phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.

So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.

by Bob Albanese September 16, 2007

Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

tough calls

Tough situations when it can be hard to know what needs to be done. Moments that test character and inner strength.

In particularly tricky situations, Matt needs to draw upon his inner strength and just make a few tough calls.

by ToughCalls August 14, 2016

Skank Calls

The things a skank will say to let everyone in the room know she or he will fuck anyone, and I mean anyone, who shows even a little interest. Also the sort of things one would say to attract the attention of a skank.

Common skank calls.

"Who wants to do body shots off of me!"
"Woooo, I'm so drunk, I just want to make out!"
"I don't wear underwear to the bar, it just slows me down."
"You, me, the last bathroom stall on the left, two minutes."
"Your friend is cute, do you two want to come back to my place and tag team me?"

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008