Little Caesars

When referring to having sex with a girl and she is easily considered to be "hot and ready."

"Hey Todd how was Amy last night?"
"Tanner, you wouldn't believe she was a Little Caesars."

by prettynpunkprincess January 22, 2017

Caesar salad

The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.

I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.

by Lex Icon December 4, 2003

ceasure

when a white person pretends to have a seizure in order to avoid getting their ass kicked by a guatemalan

White Person 1: omg that Guatemalan got pissed off when I called her a watermelon
White Person 2: what did you do?
White person 1: I had a ceasure, before she went all bake sale on me

by littlewatermelonfrombc July 31, 2009

Cesar

Is always chasing a white girls he doesn't care of they are fat or skinny rich or pour and will break up with a latina for a white chick and lies about paying you your money back and doesn't pay you back untill he's dead

"There goes Cesar again with another white chick!"

by Leafmonkey October 13, 2018

ceaser salad

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.

My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.

by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006

Creamy Caesar

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.

After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday

by Keegun April 2, 2009

caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010