ceasure

when a white person pretends to have a seizure in order to avoid getting their ass kicked by a guatemalan

White Person 1: omg that Guatemalan got pissed off when I called her a watermelon
White Person 2: what did you do?
White person 1: I had a ceasure, before she went all bake sale on me

by littlewatermelonfrombc July 31, 2009

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Censure Society

Light-years beyond the current Cancel Culture movement, extending thousands of years back into early human history when ONLY the victorious and most powerful dictated what 'reality and truth' would be brought forward through time.

Throughout time, Censure Society has defined what we collectively accept as historic reality. Just remember: The victorious dictate THEIR interpretation in deference to many other possibilities...timing is EVERYTHING.

by YAWA July 7, 2020

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censure

A word used by legislative and bureaucratic bodies to metaphorically give the finger.

The Secretary was censured for fucking up the arms shipments.

by Phillip Phil May 22, 2009

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censurey

A long-and-tedious disciplinary process dat seems to drag out for a hundred years.

Da high-school principal only lectured me for half an hour about my carelessness, but it felt like an entire censurey.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

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ceasaré

A bad ass mutha fucka that don’t take no shit from tide pod eating, no pussy getting, no tattoo having ass, little snicker dick punk shitting in his pants, douche bag bitch that can’t find a set a balls to attach to his vagina and pretend to be a man.

Oh shit its Ceasaré

by SnowSk8yeti January 25, 2018

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