bryan castillo

doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.

Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.

Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.

by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021

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Marcos Castillo

He is the one.

He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.

Trust in Marcos Castillo.

STORY OF MIKE AND JOHN
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.

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alayna cassell

valerie sepaniks bsf! very funny best person to ft, secretly a simp. has a stupid screen timmy she is really funny and sweet, she is a 7th grade child, and is like the sister ive never had! shes mine though no stealing her. she is beyond perfect. she short and has amazing style, she is shy at first but crazy once you get to know her, her hair, nose, personality, and looks are literally amazing go get yourself a best friend like her! she has a crush on doja cat

alayna cassell is so funny

by valerie.sepanik November 23, 2021

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