call someone on the carpet

To call someone into question; to question one's action

to call someone on the carpet

by stanzz October 25, 2006

carpet bomb

Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.

After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.

by Andy & Colt May 6, 2008

carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females

Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?

by Anonymous July 5, 2002

carpetbagger

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

by Brian November 27, 2003

Anal Carpet Bombing

An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain

I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut

by TSUAOJAP February 24, 2011

tear her carpet up

Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.

"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet up all night long!"

Austin: "Dane, you should totally tear her carpet up later."
Dane: "Okay."

by Austin Stevenson January 19, 2008

Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."

I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.

by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011