Cardboard Box

A Cardboard Box is a cheap, nasty or lower class whore. Usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 AM on Sundays. Name refers to the "females" box aka snatch and cardboard meaning cheap and shitty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.

Did you hear James got Aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. I warned him but like a dumb ass he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. I actually don't care if he dies from this. As a matter of fact I hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

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step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.

1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007

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carpool whore

A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullsit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.

Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride?

Guy- I sure will. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas.

by Biatchy January 30, 2009

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