circus penis

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

by Rick August 8, 2003

Circus Weasel

noun. Douchebag that will do anything for attention.

You see that guy wearing Ed Hardy. He's a circus weasel.

by fagslikeme November 17, 2010

circus dildo

a abnormal and fake person

"shut up you fucking circus dildo"

by anaujiram September 7, 2005

Circus

1. A big place where kids like to go because people stick needles threw their body...and they live!

2. The place where runaways go.

3. The tent with stripes where clowns work.

1. "Hey mommy! I wanna go to the circus and see the guy stick needles threw his brain again!"

"Honey, we just saw it five minutes ago..."

"I WANNA SEE THE CLOWN, MOMMY!"

2. John ranaway to the circus at the age of 12. He hated his life and his parents. He started working there as a clown, but he died when one of the radioactive burning logs caught fire to his hair.

3. This is the tent where the clowns live. They have awesome huge red noses and puffy hair, kinda like Ben Wallace. They can make you dog balloons. Go Clowns!

by Vinchenzo Livingstondonsonski March 1, 2005

Krispi the Circus Clown

A perverted circus creature that comes to life in the night in your bedroom. See also pervert, murderer, pedafile, voyeur, and rapist

1. Hello!!!! This is Krispi the Circus Clown!!!!! Sleep with one eye open!!! Huhuh!

2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"

by Krispi September 8, 2006

carlus

A giant adorable person. This person is tall, snugly, and breathes weirdly for the most part.

dat face of carlus doe

by tijeras April 8, 2013

circus circus

the most pathetic excuse for a hotel in vegas. calls itself a family resort- hey guess what, it's still a casino. the carpet is dirty, the rooms are aging, the elevators are deathtraps, and the parking garage is ridiculous. the famous circus acts are a joke.

wow, i know that if i was going to stay in vegas, i would avoid circus circus

by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006