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A place to blame all your problems on.
P1: "Should be blame the government?"
P2: "Or blame society?"
P2: "Or should we blame the images on TV?"
P4: "No! Blame Canada!"
Canada by BumbleBay January 25, 2022
The best Country that you can live in.
Bro Canada is the best country there is.
Canada by noahmoneykiller May 17, 2022
1. a place where its hella cold 6 and a half months of the year

2. it snows too much
person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"

person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
Canada by woodguy >:] October 20, 2022
where doctors want to go to America. ; lack of doctors
a woman:My baby's gonna come out!!!
nurse: make an appoinment, it'll be in 5 weeks.
Canada by anonymous July 23, 2003
-a place with a bunch of wannabe assholes who think that if u have ur hat backwards and walk like a retard then ur cool

-4 words WISH THEY WERE AMERICAN

-even tho u think u dont say eh........im sorry but u do and theres no point in denying it

-dont say "u can't say that cuz u never been there" cuz i have and all i say is true....

-there r some good things about u tho.......u r rich , u have lower crime, and u r a bit nicer

-NO FAMOUS PPL R FROM CANDA IF THEY R THEY ARE NOT VRY COOL (xcept 4 drake)

-evn tho i think canada mostly has a bunch of faggot weed smoking preppy bitches....u guys arent all that bad
Bob- Hey Joe letz go see a Eminem concert in Toronto!!!
Joe-dont u kno that eminem doznt comer to canada!
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Bob-Some famous ppl r from Canada
Joe-WHO?their mostly all gay!
Bob-What about Justin Beiber?
Joe- :S Really Joe?
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American-WOW! Look itz Toronto!
Canadian-Hey dogg im from America too homee g
American-No ur not u dum Canadian!!
Canada by Trillium18 December 1, 2011
Hmm. Best thing about Canada. Hmmm its hard to pick just one thing. Its such a big, beautiful land with stunning girls and amasing beer. Oh yeah, and its not snowing here all the time! HAH. Although id like to think that we are the best because we generally dont fear terrorism. Why would we? I know i dont walk around starting fights with every person because i think im better then them. Unlike SOME people and countries >.> Canada rules! Hockey is amasing. And, PFFFFT California? Srrsly? We got a leaf on our flag. A LEAF! Our entire country is an emerald triangle! We win. We never loose. We feel bad for ignorent people, we dont fight them about it. and we are generally awesome.
Canada is my favorite place to be. I wish everyone lived there! I mean, there's room!