A place that while seemingly existent, is in reality a hoax created by the government of Greenland for unknown purposes.
"I tried taking a flight to Canada but once we crossed the border everything became a blur. Next thing I knew I was in a cage with all the other passengers, and there appeared to be no way out. Then, a man appeared through a trap door and grabbed a 5 year old child. He took that child through the trap door, locked it, and we never saw the child again. This continued for what felt like a month, every day a man would come through and take another passenger. We tried to fight back, but our efforts were in vain. After a painful stretch of time I was the last one left, and I had accepted my fate was to die. But then all the sudden, an explosion cried out from beyond the cage, and a hole barely late enough for me to fit through appeared on the cage's back wall. Without any hesitation, I darted out of the hole and found myself in what felt like a frigid wasteland. The air was cold and all you could see for miles was the snow blanketing the rough sleet from the snow before it. I would soon learn this place was called Greenland, and that it's dark secret was somehow connected to Canada in a way no one could fathom. So here I sit, in the isolated town of Qvantha, writing my story here, the last place anyone would suspect. I beg anyone who reads this to avoid going to Canada and ending up like those who were sacrificed to the unknown, and to remember them in good spirit and heroism. But this is all I can reveal, for anything else could put the whole world in danger. Farewell, reader."
by Pinklepuff September 24, 2017
Canada matches Mexico, America's beard
by BombaGoBackToTheVillage March 6, 2009
A country which all those who inhabit are WAY too proud to be from. Canada's good, (currently) better than America, but only because Bush is in power. Here is a list of Canadian lies Canadians say to make themselves feel more important, and American lies to make themselves seem more important, it's non-biased and true.
-Canada is not as multicultural as people make it to seem. It is a majority white country just like America, there are some big cities (Vancouver, Ottawa, Toronto, Mississauga) that are multicultural, and multicultural they are, but contrary to popular belief that's it, you go to any of the above cities and drive for an hour you're in white man's land.
-Canadians are NOT intellectually superior to Americans. Average IQ is 100, everywhere. Bush was not elected rightfully, he stole the election. And Canada has elected Stephen Harper, he's JUST as bad as Bush.
-Only a select few of us talk like "Canadians." Talking "Canadian" means pronouncing about aboot, roof ruff, and saying eh every other word.
-Not all of us speak French. A lot of us stop taking that class at grade 10
-Canada is not as multicultural as people make it to seem. It is a majority white country just like America, there are some big cities (Vancouver, Ottawa, Toronto, Mississauga) that are multicultural, and multicultural they are, but contrary to popular belief that's it, you go to any of the above cities and drive for an hour you're in white man's land.
-Canadians are NOT intellectually superior to Americans. Average IQ is 100, everywhere. Bush was not elected rightfully, he stole the election. And Canada has elected Stephen Harper, he's JUST as bad as Bush.
-Only a select few of us talk like "Canadians." Talking "Canadian" means pronouncing about aboot, roof ruff, and saying eh every other word.
-Not all of us speak French. A lot of us stop taking that class at grade 10
I'm an American, born in Mississippi. I lived in Memphis for 7 years, now I live in Toronto Canada and have for 6 years. I'm probably the only person on this website who can fairly compare both countries from first-hand experience.
by Robert De La Wino March 17, 2007
Person1: Where are you from?
Person2: Eh?
Person1: I said, where are you from?
Person2: Canada.
Person1: Ah, America's hat.
Person2: ...Eh?
Person1: Nevermind.
Person2: Eh?
Person1: I said, where are you from?
Person2: Canada.
Person1: Ah, America's hat.
Person2: ...Eh?
Person1: Nevermind.
by EllyJ August 6, 2009
by JPB03234 October 6, 2007