Calendars

Useless pieces of paper. Whoever buys them shouldn't. Just get a digital watch.
Also, they're supposed to tell you the date. You should already know the date.
Never buy them. They are a waste of money.

Calendars are bad.

by Shroomdom January 7, 2020

Cailyn

A girl who really loves cats.

Look, there is Cailyn walking her cat again.

by catlover425 May 10, 2018

Calen

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster

Ziqry is just like Calen lol

by Secyakmal February 24, 2019

Calan

Calan is the type of person to bully you then try and make out with you bc he doesn’t have any girls. Calan is also the type of person to be friends with a kid named khanye and suck on his 7 inch dick on a daily

That kid is friends with khanye, he must be a calan

by BigBrollicBlackDude January 31, 2020

calanthriscopicalimous

Another word for alien. Can also mean stupid and lazy.

Is most often used to confuse people and make yourself look smart.

You calanthriscopicalimous being!

He's such a calanthriscopicalimous.

by RayRay198507 May 8, 2007

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Calendaring

To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.

"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."

by Marc IRL December 15, 2011