Canada

one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.

ps DONT PET GEESE!

Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"

by that_canadian_dino October 24, 2020

Canada

Americas hat

Whats that big thing above the U.S.A. Oh it’s Canada

by Crunchy_Toast February 3, 2021

Canada

That part of America that just couldn’t be bothered to tag along when we rebelled against the British. After this, America and Britain fought over this land on numerous occasions (Maine border disputes, lake of the Woods map mistake, 54’40 or fight) yet Britain still held on to it for 200 years. Unlike America, Canadian independence was a gradual process, not an immediate one. It was granted increased autonomy and full independence in 1982.

America and Canada should never have been separated. Culturally we are very similar, we are located on the same continent, and unlike America’s southern border, all you’ll find dividing America and Canada are painted lines on roads, flower pots, and the border runs right through a few towns. Stark contrast to America’s southern border, just proves US and Canada are alike enough to trust each other.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 4, 2021

Canada

America's hat.

Canada has always been better than America, we are America's hat.

by Fidobles March 16, 2021

Canada

1. a place where its hella cold 6 and a half months of the year

2. it snows too much

person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"

person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."

by woodguy >:] October 20, 2022

Canada

The best Country that you can live in.

Bro Canada is the best country there is.

by noahmoneykiller May 17, 2022

Canada

A place to blame all your problems on.

P1: "Should be blame the government?"
P2: "Or blame society?"
P2: "Or should we blame the images on TV?"
P4: "No! Blame Canada!"

by BumbleBay January 25, 2022