unknown critical

Unknown critical, or crit for short, is the best friend when it comes to needing a distraction, They Will manage to get you to think about pretty much anything else than the thing bothering you but they’re really bad at serious mental health stuff, as well as romance, they suck at romance. They love down talking themselves and gets mad at people of they say that they love crit. They’re the kind of friend that is so annoying but you love them too much to leave them.

Unknown critical is so weird
Ikr? Why are you friends with him?
He’s funny

by Zeddie366 September 5, 2022

Critical Bassline

The thing you think of when you hear anything.

Teacher - "Tango"

Student - "Critical Bassline!"

by Ublind April 6, 2012

Unusual Criticism

Weird and disturbing ways to make fun of someone. They also can be hilarious or 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙.

Now that's some Unusual Criticism

by ugeeth September 24, 2021

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021

Critical Knock-Out

When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 25, 2020