Boston creme

When u fill up a black girl full of cum and she poots it out and you eat it like the filling of a Boston creme donut

I Boston cremed my girl so good last night I can still taste myself

by Mrfuckshit232 February 10, 2019

Frosty Creme-Pie

(Het): When a man is having vaginal sex with a woman but before climax, he pulls out and finishes in the ass. He then licks the dripping that comes out.

(Homo): When two men are having sex and the top pulls out before climax and ejaculates on the bottom’s balls. He then licks the dripping off.

“Broooo, I gave my girlfriend a frosty creme-pie last night.”

by Reuben San-du-val-wich October 25, 2019

oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.

Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.

by NeviMoon June 17, 2016

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.

Dude, me and my boy gave maria's mom the biggest oatmeal creme pie last night.

by Cr@zy Edd!e January 4, 2010

la creme

This is what Christoph Waltz would want to do to you.

Example: "Micha, let me la creme you."

by MichaSucks November 1, 2013

Pressed creme brûlée’s

The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side

I totally gave those people at the restaurant a pressed creme brûlée’s!

by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019