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blind comment

A statement in a discussion or post to a forum thread where the speaker is either oblivious to the conversation or is blatantly misunderstanding the facts. Can be used with an appropriate expletive in the middle of the term.
Ted: "Hey, Ned! Have you seen my car keys?"

Ned: "My fingers smell funny..."

Ted: "WTF kind of blind comment was that? Blind ass comments like that just prove you are such an effing tard!"
by Qu137Ch405 April 15, 2008
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msn MySpace comment junkie

someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.

harsh but true.
HEY LUV UR SPACE LOL LEAVE A COMMENT ON MINE!!! XOXOXOXOX
by parlez August 23, 2005
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Delete Comment

When you post/write/say a comment and suddenly regret it. You say "delete comment" to tell the other party that you take it back
Party1: here are some photos of me when I was 14
Party2: LOL you look kinda fat and ugly
Party2: delete comment

Reference: Yaniqusia
by blackguy166 October 24, 2010
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double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment
status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)
by ninaskye August 21, 2011
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grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
by Teekums February 2, 2017
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first comment, first effect

*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect
by crazyundefinedguy December 13, 2017
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Damn this comment is fancy

A meme usually commented on Youtube for the attention and likes.
People only uses the 5 words damn this comment is fancy if they want to get attention.
by YummyandDelicious April 28, 2015
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