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Carlos

A mexican that is a drug dealer,work in the tomatoes filed ,weird,funny,awesome,and make white people mexican food
Carlos will always support you no matter what
by Mexican drug dealer May 1, 2018
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Carlos

Has an extremely micro penis and is really careful with what he says.
Carlos never curses.
by Anonymous[284] April 15, 2019
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Carlos

Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.
Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.

Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019
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Carlos

he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts
carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them
by eaglesrule13 May 7, 2018
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Carlos

A person who sucks sick and is never good at sports. He’s also gay.
Damn, he’s like a Carlos.
by XxAsian_BoixX November 10, 2020
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Carlos

A fuck boy that can never keep his dick in his pants. Love to think he is the shit. Such a piece of shit but comes in clutch sometimes. Very kind yet is a pussy ass.
Everyone needs a carlos ❤️
by Mike Hawkehard May 7, 2020
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Carlos

very short usually dating a Zara and is very protective, loving and kind and VERY skinny and a male prostitute
carlos is HJOGT
by thardin25 June 13, 2019
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