suprise buttsex

when guy/girl comes behind and surprisingly anal you without notice

SUPRISE BUTTSEX: god damn i just surprised my wife with surprise BUTT SEX.

by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 11, 2019

Latex buttsex

The process of putting on a weiner sock to buttfuck your cellmate

“What are you in for?”

“I’m in it for the latex buttsex”

by Alex the creator Alvey December 29, 2019

Buttsecular

A way to get out of the hole you dig yourself into when you walk up behind someone and start to say SUPRISE BUTTSECKS and they turn around halfway through. This is where you change the words "buttsecks" to "Buttsecular" thusly stopping them from punching you.

Me: (walking up behind someone) SUPRISE BUTT...
them: (turns around)
me: ...Buttsecular... (walks away)

by Schizoprenic Psychosomatic Mental Patient January 14, 2008

buttsecks

how is that supposed to feel good? there's no sexual organ there or anything... just the pooper.

buttsecks. "OH MY GOD KEEP DOING IT YOU'RE BUMPING MY PROSTATE"

"Did you.. did you just.. shit on my dick??"

by SLDCJAM October 3, 2006

buttsac

your nutsack more back than normal touching your asshole causing major rashing when shiting

His huge buttsac gave a rash all the way down his leg after relieving his massive shit!

by Chris Wills July 7, 2003

buttneck

a neck that looks like a butt because of the fat on the neck

"check-out that guys buttneck!!!!"

by matthew April 5, 2003

buttsekzy

1. Adjetive form of "buttsekz"
2. Hot

1. j00 r a very buttsekzy person

2. Ouch! That stove is buttsekzy!

by Burkshifter February 12, 2005