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Baltic Bulge

when in a wet-suit, an erection is achieved that veers to one side such as the balkins in eastern Europe. A Baltic bulge is both painful and shameful
Look at Trevor, when Samantha came over and gave him a hug for saving her from drowning she walked away with him sporting a major Baltic bulge
by Admiralnewkirk June 8, 2011
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buble

(boob-lay) a form of sexual expression when a penis frolics between someone's breasts
While listening to Michael Buble, I let my boyfriend get a buble.
by smoover b October 27, 2007
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burgle

a funnier way of saying "steal", usually used in light conversation.

stems from the word "burglary"
Don't burgle any more of my fries!

He burgled my virginity.
by Mtown March 10, 2008
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hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.
by meatlocker January 16, 2011
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buggle

When one tackles another to the floor, then burrows into their shirt while snuggling them at the same time as a way of affection.
Vinny: *buggles* ily
Sarah: -buggles back- ily2
Vinny: WHOO!
Sarah: ;D
by vinvinvin May 8, 2007
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Ghost Bulge

When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.
"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"

"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."
by Daaaaaaaawg May 2, 2010
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Sperm burgle

Mike, "I have a similar problem."
Dave, "you've been sperm burgled too?!?!?!"
by Lukethesod November 2, 2008
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