by Juan Ling October 4, 2012
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1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.
1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.
by StaggNotDeer September 14, 2016
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teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”
teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”
by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019
Get the beech mug.Bechet stands for retarted.
Blonde, big tits and a charming smile. Can never pass the chance to take a shit on the golf course or out of a tree. Bundy is her middle name and she wouldnt be the alcoholic she is without it.
Loves a man with dreads and a beard so boys like this keep your eyes open for a bechet.
Bechet is such a special girl that should be kept happy. There is two ways to do this which is either feed her face or get a drink in her. She absolutely loves a fat feed and to get on piss.
You will know exactly when you see a Bechet as she will be wearing a flanny, work shorts and her cowboy boots.
Dont miss your chance to have a Bechet in your life, shes one and a billion.
Blonde, big tits and a charming smile. Can never pass the chance to take a shit on the golf course or out of a tree. Bundy is her middle name and she wouldnt be the alcoholic she is without it.
Loves a man with dreads and a beard so boys like this keep your eyes open for a bechet.
Bechet is such a special girl that should be kept happy. There is two ways to do this which is either feed her face or get a drink in her. She absolutely loves a fat feed and to get on piss.
You will know exactly when you see a Bechet as she will be wearing a flanny, work shorts and her cowboy boots.
Dont miss your chance to have a Bechet in your life, shes one and a billion.
Bechet is retarted
by Djwjaab172u3u3 April 28, 2020
Get the Bechet mug.The act of being motha-like. Or going to the SLC and enjoying the fact Stalin wore their suit on the awards day and also getting freaked the hell out by that crazy bitch at subway and wearing powersuits, and constantly cursing, and having a hand motion to say 'MOTHAA' to and being freaked out by the GRUDGE!
TOSHIO IS IN YOUR CORNER!
TOSHIO IS IN YOUR CORNER!
by mothatata April 14, 2008
Get the motha betchy mug.A person who is asked to take poor, lazy, trifling people around the town like they're some kind of Taxi, without any reimbursement. Almost like an obligation of sorts. A rent-a-betch's clients will take over their radio, blow cigarette smoke in their face, tend to have a creepy fetish of McDonald's "Tarta' Sauce!", call everyone walking down the street names, leave trash in their car and talk smack about them the whole time. Their clients have also been known to throw burning cigarettes out of the car, especially at gas stations and homeless people. It's a dangerous & dirty job. Someone has to do it.... might as well be you, Betch.
"Hey, where's a rent-a-betch when you need one?! I need to sell my food stamps for crack before my baby-daddy get home with that worrisome ass kid."
"Rent-a-betch, I need to get to the hospital ASAP! I have a tumor in my eye, a bladder infection, herpes and I may be pregnant. You will sit with me for six hours until I'm even looked at and no you won't be paid. My company should be suffice."
"Take me to Master Wok stupid bitch!"
"Rent-a-betch, I need to get to the hospital ASAP! I have a tumor in my eye, a bladder infection, herpes and I may be pregnant. You will sit with me for six hours until I'm even looked at and no you won't be paid. My company should be suffice."
"Take me to Master Wok stupid bitch!"
by Dick Woody February 24, 2009
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