brexit

The nasty shit you take after breakfast, which generally involves a fair amount of regret.

gonna have a fag, oop! brexit!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 15, 2019

Brexit

The first poo of the day, and therefore your breakfast exit.

'My brexit pattern runs like clockwork, 8:30am every morning without fail.'

'The first thing I do when I arrive at work is to take my brexit, then grab a coffee, and then I am ready for business.'

by mr loldem October 20, 2019

Brexiting

When the parents says goodbye to leave the playground, but their child throws a tantrum

F: What's up with the Johnsons, I thought they where leaving.
G: Apparently their child is brexiting.

by Kneggy October 28, 2019

Brexit

Sexual position. When u promise to pull out but you don't.

Ugh jack is such a fuckface be pulled a brexit on me last night

by A_really_annoying_person November 9, 2019

Brexit

Classing British shit that no one cares about.

Guy 1: When’s Brexit happening?
Guy 2: Wtf is Brexit.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019

Brexit

Sexual - When you promise to pull out but you don’t

So I gave her a brexit

by Recce November 21, 2019

Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.

Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.

by stlhokie December 8, 2019