boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
by StarmanRJK January 18, 2017
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Brown boxer

A brown boxer is when you take a shit and it’s so long it hits the bottom of the bowl then slaps your nuts
Damn bro, I just used the bathroom and had a brown boxer again
by Marky larky November 13, 2021
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one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.
Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.
by Deffy Dog November 01, 2021
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Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.
Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!
by Gandalf the MLG November 07, 2023
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Pizza Boxers

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by Definitelynotpriscilla December 25, 2023
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boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".
Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
by OneStarGator September 20, 2017
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