Ne bother

When your life is going down the shitty pan and you find out your dads never coming back

Oh my husband left me for a the girl you said not to worry about ne bother

by Peachy Polly April 1, 2021

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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022

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You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

by Wizardy Man October 3, 2011

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packed at both ends

To be spit roasted, i.e. to take one penis in the mouth and another in the vagina or anus at the same time.

She met two guys in the club, took them home and got packed at both ends

by Pervy Bob January 15, 2016

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cannae be bothered

Scottish means of saying "I can't be bothered". Commonly said when something goes wrong or when you just can't face doing something, or just as a standalone phrase. Bothered is pronounced " bo urt".

Mark: Can you clean the toilet for me

Brian:A Cannae be bothered!

Or

Nick: *car breaks down* a cannae be bothered.

by Plastic_Duck January 29, 2016

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